Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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