everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
His hands were made for my vagina.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I am never drinking with the goths again.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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