my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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