i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
