This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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