Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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