Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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