I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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