He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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