Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I intend to get homeless drunk
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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