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say what?
wanna hang out?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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