okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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