If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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