1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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