Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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