Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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