I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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