So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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