my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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