two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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