I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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