You can't motorboat a personality
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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