I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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