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This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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