big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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