well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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