He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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