Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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