Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Randomize
