nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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