i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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