based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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