their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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