Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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