"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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