what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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