Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Let's get the cat blown out
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
