you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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