So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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