I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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