So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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