I only kidnapped one of them. chill
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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