I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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