do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize
