Me too!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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