Define "chronic" masturbator.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
All the doctor said was why
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