its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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