The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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