I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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