Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Randomize
