I think I just saw someone hide a body.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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