so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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