she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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