I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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